Marcitos Yo Mama so hairy when you're baby brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate.
Yo Mama so dirty she has a sign by her crotch which says, "Warning:
And some of the most effective ones are the nasty sexual and dirty Yo Mama jokes.