Ricky was a total cutie, though.
He forgave her instantly for sleeping with Richard.
He was also the first guy we saw Samantha want to be in a long-term relationship with.
Miranda and Steve took viewers through their rocky, on-again, off-again relationship for multiple seasons until they finally settled down and got married.
Samantha ultimately ends up missing men too much and, although Maria decides to try strap-on sex, the two break up due to Maria's belief that Samantha has "intimacy issues.
Twentysomething Jon was the type of loser fans could only tolerate in season one.
Too Big, who warns her of his huge endowment as he undresses.
Maria also becomes upset when Samantha's sexual past catches up with them.
Samantha met her match in Sum, the Thai "servant" uhh, I mean, they don't say "slave," but they don't say "housekeeper" either.
One morning, Roger's son barges in on a naked, post-coital Miranda.