Oil like olive or grapeseed.
How do you talk to your dad after that?
Your finger and some lube.
These things are all objects which you could literally just pick up and use.
What should I do?
Any moving parts in them will be properly encased and kept away from your insides.
Every movement of the metal rod and whatever it is attached to will be felt in the butt.
Jack-off tools are useful for solo play as well as world-changing hand jobs from a friend.
No one ever says.
If you say you're just looking they will leave you alone to browse.
These are already designed to massage your body, so why not give them a go on some of the more sensitive areas?