As for me, the only single fish I headed home with was one freshly cooked from the train station chippy.
Mum bombarded with seedy texts after 'catfish' steals Facebook photos and sets up fake Plenty of Fish profile.
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They all seemed to be partaking in the same ritual:
How to let the train really take the strain
He eventually seemed to accept their relationship was over, said he was disappointed, and admitted he "may have had too many issues".
The Australian man claimed he could be 'prescriptive in his search', however, because he's 'fairly good looking' and 'also tall and the ladies like that a lot'.
POF have since blocked his profile after learning 'his views on women'.
British English teacher, 33, who 'asked his Spanish flatmate to chop off his penis so he could film